Ford says the ’93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
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Ford says the ’93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
Duration : 0:1:47
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I have a 92 tarus
I have a 92 tarus
Cool! This one …
Cool! This one comes pre tenderized. I’d buy one for $650 in a heartbeat!
I forgot to look for an ad for this durring the super bowl. Damn.
I would by one in a …
I would by one in a heartbeat for $650.
Comes with a Primus …
Comes with a Primus tape? I’ll take one!
Primus Sucks!
Primus Sucks!
Sounds more like a …
Sounds more like a nightmare to me but if you like it…
LOL @ you
LOL @ you
dude, why drive a …
dude, why drive a taurus. geo metros are better : )
Depending on where …
Depending on where her family is gonna live in their ’93 Taurus, she might want to spring for the doors that lock!!
this can’t be real. …
this can’t be real. fake.
LOL ^^^ people crack me up when they say these things
And a working …
And a working battery!
I was sold the …
I was sold the SECOND I saw the Cole-Kemp ’96 bumper sticker
I have and love my …
I have and love my Taurus. No joke.
@brianwesley28
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@brianwesley28
This nation needs to override the retarded law prohibiting the cultivation of industrial hemp and start some new industries. They won’t because of he same greed that made them criminalize it in the first place, as well as the same greed that has placed us in this situation. We have land. Hemp has over 40,000 uses. We can make hemp cars, or we can drive the 1993 Ford Taurus in increasing numbers. I don’t like to get serious in these Onion videos, but it is important.
No that I got my …
No that I got my funnies out of the way, I want to say that I do like the way that The Onion presents a serious topic in a satrical manner. There is a cultural undertone. Earlier today, I saw Jenna Lee, on Fox News, use a good analogy that this nation lost enough jobs last week to fill six of the stadiums where the Super Bowl is being played. Ford may have ripped my friend’s keyless entry invention off, without him seeing a dime, but Henry Ford did invent a hemp bodied car…
“Basically I just …
“Basically I just need a car…and the ’93 Taurus is one.” LOL.
@coronet67
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@coronet67
That’s called a company with vision. Why do you think that they’re not on the road, anymore? When someone would trade one in, they had to haved stored the 1993 models in a special location, as opposed to reselling them, or scrapping them out, in anticipation of the 2010 modern age. That’s thinking ahead. have youdriven a Ford lately? You will.
is this real?
a …
is this real?
a old car for sale
she runs like a …
she runs like a dream. 130k miles, and the only issue is the rear suspension is worn out.
Sure, but does it …
Sure, but does it run?
hhahahahha comes …
hhahahahha comes with seatbelts and turnlights
Probably burns oil …
Probably burns oil a little ,so check every second fill-up. Full size makes up a little for lack of air bags, shoulder harnesses..Of course no expensive security sysem needed, but might spring 20 bucks for “The Club” just in case.
like there …
like there isn’t. i have one out in my driveway right now.. same color and all.
You know this is …
You know this is fake because theres none of these still on the road
The friend who sent …
The friend who sent me the link to this video used to have a Taurus. Not sure what year. The front was dented in from hitting a deer. Last I knew the car was dead and for sale on the front lawn for a couple hundred.